Does IM Disease Exist?

December 19th, 2007 by Kerries

Hey! Let’s get serious here, so I’ll start by asking you this question…

Do YOU suffer from IM (Internet Marketing) Disease?

Not Sure?

Well, to help you, here are the Symptoms according to my mate Bob!

1. The belief, no matter how illogical, that one day you will actually make a living in IM.

2. You keep trying to make a living with IM even though everything you have tried to date has not made you enough money to even cover your IM expenses.

3. You actually do not know anyone personally (been to their house or had them over to yours) who is making a living in IM.

4. Every sale’s pitch from the so called gurus on the next great “whatever” gets you so excited that you automatically buy it without thinking about it.

5. You download everything you can get your hands on even if it is completely worthless.

6. The zip files on your hard drive/drives number in the thousands. 7. You have purchased additional or larger hard drives to store all of your IM stuff.

8. You blindly enter your name and e-mail address into opt in forms without hesitation just to get that freebie and as a result get hundreds of e-mail sales pitches a day.

9. Paypal should be sending you a dividend check.

10. People around you like family and friends think you either have a gambling problem or a porn addiction or both.

11. If you actually have ever purchased a quality IM product, you wouldn’t have known it because you did not put the time or energy into it to make it work.

12. A solid team of professional internet techs and marketing experts could not complete your IM to-do list because it is growing faster than the national debt.

Yes! I think I might have crossed off qute a few of them myself, so you are not alone!

How many of them have you crossed off? Maybe you could add a few more in the comments.

Now (drum roll please) the cure…. MIB… Mastering Internet Basics (as prescribed by Dr Keries)

So throw away those pills and cool your heals as MIB is not too far away……..

Kerrie Sheehan www.masteringinternetbasics.com

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